I succing love you
WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON FLOWERS OR ROSES THAT WILL DIE A FAST DEATH WHEN YOU CAN BUY A SUCCER TO GO THE DISTANCE? THIS GUY HAS BEEN HOME GROWN FOR OVER 6 MONTHS TO MASTER HIS SIZE, AND STYLED UP IN A PINTEREST WORTHY ROSE GOLD POT. SHE COMES BAGGED IN OUR RE-USABLE LITTLE SUCCERS TOTE BAG. YUM!
Comes with our I’M A SUCCER FOR YOU CARD personalised with your own dirty message.
Pre-order by 7pm Thurs 13th for same day delivery Valentine’s Day (by 7pm). YAS!
INCLUDES FREE SAME DAY DELIVERY for some Sydney Postcodes. Please click 14th of Feb on the date selector at checkout. Each variety pack is different - life is life a box of succers, you never know what ya going to get.
NB: Orders are collected by our Courier at 12pm. Unfortunately we can't deliver before 12pm or after 7pm. Please make sure someone is at the address to which you're sending the Succer. If no one is home, your parcel will be left in a secure place and we will take a photo for proof of delivery - sorry but we take no responsibility for it after it has been delivered so pls make sure we have clear delivery instructions.* Don't believe this BS but promise this prick is nice.