Lux AF Big Prick
SIZE DOES MATTER.
Meet our classiest, most pimpin' prick on the market. He is lux AF. This guy has been home grown for over 6 months to master his size, and is glammed up in your choice of a copper or gold pot. He comes bagged in our re-usable Little Succers Tote, with a personalised pun-tastic card for LOLs. The prick variety will vary (all shapes and sizes welcome here) but will measure up to about 30cm from base of pot to top of shaft ;) at the moment we have large AF Golden Valley Pricks in stock
So, what now? Just add to checkout and enter the lucky recipients details, pick your message card and write your short and sweet message. We will write it for you and make sure it is safely delivered within the day. P.S We won’t judge you if you send to yourself.
Order before 11am for same day delivery by 6pm. Orders after 11am will be sent next business day.
Want to send a succer for like a day that's like not tomorrow? Drop us a note with your desired delivery day in the message box at checkout and we'll hold off sending your green guy - easy az.
WARNING! These bad boys can be SHARP. Be careful when taking them out of the box cause a cactus prong to the hand, not fun.
NB: Please make sure someone is at the address to which you're sending the Succer. If no one is home, Succers will be left in a secure place (as best we can) and take no responsibility for it after delivery. If no secure place is available, your order will be cancelled with no refund issued, soz.