MERRY CACT-MAS - LUXE AF - Large
OMG you have a Christmas Tree? You are SO LAST YEAR! Don’t embarrass yourself guyz, time to get a Merry Cact-mas Christmas tree that is LIT AF.
Enter our Merry Cact-mas chrissy trees, the lit az way to spruce up Christmas in a cool way. These pricks measure approx 75cm from pot to tip (lol tip) and come in a luxe az gold Uashmama pot with battery operated string lights - chic aye?
What’s also rad is that these bad boyz will literally last for tens of years (apparently they can live up to 150 years - sic), so they might even outlive you! If you look after your big prick, it’ll be your best mate well in the future and you can pass it down to the grandkiddies. What an Heirloom.
Why? Because Christmas Trees die.
Please note that every Merry Cact-mas is unique and all vary in shapes and sizes.
SHIPPING AVAILABILITY: Sydney suburbs ONLY