PRE ORDER Merry Cact-mas Tree
Pre-order only! All wreaths sent by courier on Monday 3rd of December. Sydney Only.
OMG you have a Christmas Tree? You are SO LAST YEAR! Don’t embarrass yourself guyz, time to get a Merry Cact-mas Christmas tree that is LIT AF.
Enter our Merry Cact-mas chrissy trees, the lit az way to spruce up Christmas in a cool way. These large pricks measure approx 75cm from pot to tip (lol tip) and the small range around 30cm. The come dressed in a luxe az gold Uashmama pot with battery operated string lights - chic aye?
What’s also rad is that these bad boyz will literally last for tens of years (apparently they can live up to 150 years - sic), so they might even outlive you! If you look after your big prick, it’ll be your best mate well in the future and you can pass it down to the grandkiddies. What an Heirloom.
Why? Because Christmas Trees die.
Please note that every Merry Cact-mas is unique and all vary in shapes and sizes.
NB: Please make sure someone is at the address to which you're sending the Succer. If no one is home, Succers will be left in a secure place (as best we can) and take no responsibility for it after delivery. If no secure place is available, your order will be cancelled with no refund issued, soz.